DS: Nope. What is it?
KP: Something one of the KP readers came up with, I suppose. Perhaps it's a personal choice, like the one position you hate most. The conversation I hear goes something like:
"Honey, let's do it."
"Okay, sweetie, but not the 'weirdo postion tonight, I'm still a little sore."
"Aww..dang!"
Something like that. All the voices in my head are white trash... Anyway--if you were in prison would you rather room with the big guy from the Green Mile or Seth Green?
DS: Ohmygod, Seth Green. I think he's so sexy. Really, no kidding, I do. Do you know him? Is he gay? Will he sleep with me?
KP: I don't know him, sorry. But now I can hardly wait to meet him and find out. If he doesn't punch me, I think the chances are good. He's so little. Even if he does punch me, I imagine it will tickle a little and make me giggle. Hee! Tell us, is NERVE magazine a good sex magazine or just eighth-grade giggles?
DS: Does it have to be one or the other? I mean, can't it be both?
KP: Good point. If there were two rooms (presumably in Hell) and one had Kathy Griffin and the other had Andy Dick which room would you go in?
DS: Andy Dick.
KP: Why is Nascar so popular?
DS: Because America is a stupid country filled with morons.
KP: Which also explains how the President got elected. Anyway, the last question is from Betsey Brock: Corey Feldman, Corey Haim or Corey Hart?
DS: Haim, of course.
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