KP: Tell us a story!! What's the wildest thing that happened during the filming of the EVIL DEAD movies?
BC: To get the last shot of the film (where an evil entity races through the woods and runs into me) Sam Raimi mounted a camera on a motorcycle and rode it, full speed, into me. He screwed up his knees and I cracked a few ribs, but it's for art, right? Right?

KP: That's the best story ever. Besides you, who is the best 'Bruce' in the entertainment industry?
BC: Are there any other Bruce's in the biz? If so, I'd like to meet them. We could bond and tell jokes beginning with the letter B.

Corn Mo: Will you produce my rock-n-roll movie?
BC: Yes.

CM: Is Joe Bob [Briggs] your dad?
BC: Yes.

CM: Have you ever been seduced into Scientology?
BC: Yes.

CM: Is Tom Cruise your arch-rival?
BC: Yes, but he doesn't admit it - he pretends like he doesn't know me.

CM: How much ass do you get?
BC: More than you can possibly imagine.

CM: Will Brisco County ever be a movie?
BC: Yes - we start shooting tomorrow at 8:00 a.m. - you bring the doughnuts.

CM: Will you ever do a buddy movie with Buddy Hackett-"Tales of the Gold Monkey" movie?
BC: Been there, done that.

CM: Do you like strippers?
BC: Of course I like them - I AM a stripper.

CM: Do you like Van Halen?
BC: Not sure - does he do on-line trading?

CM: Do you like Rush?
BC: Do you like really smelly gym socks?

CM: Have you ever "let loose" in a department store?
BC: Yes, but only once. I was young.

CM: Will you ever write yourself a vehicle to speed past Keanu and Cruise?
BC: Snoresville, baby.

CM: Will you run for office in due time?
BC: I have run for office. I am mayor of California. Hello? Do you read the papers?

CM: Do you eat candy much?
BC: Wait a minute, let me finish chewing my mouthful of Circus Peanuts.