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FLISM!
New MP3s every month from The Cos!

Hello. I'm Bill Cosby. I would like to talk to yooooouuuuuuu about flub from the flizzle flazzle.

TRANSLATION: Hello. I'm Bill Cosby. I would like you to hear this MP3 called "Small Wonder" by Cavedweller.

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Click on the pudding and the child will eat the chocolate cake.

Click on the link to play the MP3.

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Will you stop touching me? Why won't you stop touching me?

Cavedweller is Dirk Michener from Austin, TX. "Small Wonder" is an amazing song about the "RO-bit" from TV. This song will go down in history for having the greatest line ever written about sex with a robot ("I wanna touch you but there's nothin' to touch").

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Oh-bee Kay-bee? Oh-bee Kay-bee.

There are two Cavedweller songs on the Kittenpants CD. Read more about Cavedweller, and Dirk's other projects, here.

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INTERVIEW: Keith Gordon
FEATURE: Haircut 100
FEATURE: More 24 Predictions
FEATURE: HawkeEyed
COLUMN: Flism!
FEATURE: TTT Trivia
FEATURE: Readers of PEOPLE Speak Out
FEATURE: Exposed
FEATURE: Ideas I had
COLUMN: Mostly...by Franky Pelvis
COLUMN: Corn Mo's Tales of Wonder
COLUMN: Video Fun with Tim and Eric
COLUMN: Filthy Celebrity Imposter
COLUMN: Music News + Reviews
FEATURE: Things I Learned This Weekend
COMICS: ElfButter's "Incorrect"
 

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