Hey kittenpantsers!

Welcome to our first issue of 2004. Have a look around. You may notice that the favorites page has been updated, as well as the staff pages. Even the archives have a slightly different feel. It is a whole new world for Kittenpants. This ain't your Granny's website.

This issue was named by my love for Teen Witch. I don't give a ___ about tryin' to explain that.

This is also the first issue since the surprise retirement of the Haypenny boys. You can read my farewell to them here, and I made sure to include an article from each of them in this issue.

New staff members Charlique and Green Mamba join us this month. We would like to welcome them with the usual shooters and lap dance reception, but we just don't have it in the budget.

We also have a new MP3 column called FLISM! in which Bill Cosby will offer you an MP3 from a different artist in each issue. Top That!

God damn, I love the onion.

Okay. Get to it. Read it up, now.

I've got secrets to sell, but I can't tell you now.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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