NSFW (if you work in Narnia)
You've been around the internet block a few times. Nothing surprises you anymore. You realize that for every imaginable animal/vegetable/mineral/miniseries there are people (plural!) that have included it in their bizarre fetish fantasies.

Still, every now and again, you stumble upon something that causes the eyes to pop; the mouth to open wide; the expression "Sweet, fancy Moses!" to escape your lips.

The kids at The Black Table found this link that is so hilariously wrong, I can't even tell you. You just have to see it for yourself.

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The Bat plan
Much like Gotham's villains, my plans to see the new Batman Begins movie were foiled again last night. So I had to rely on the BWA review which is probably more entertaining than watching the movie.

"...I wondered out loud if the character played by Morgan Freeman in the movie was "real" or not, by which I meant "Was this character invented by the man making a movie about a vigilante in a bat costume?" (bad) or "Was this character invented by the man making a COMIC BOOK about a vigilante in a bat costume?" (good). Rationally speaking it doesn't make any sense, but secretly it does."

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Throw your homework onto the fire
Yankee Pot Roast graduates with honors: Morrissey Addresses the Graduating High-School Class of 2005.

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Stella!
Comedy Central is streaming an episode of the new Wain/Showalter/Black show, STELLA. (Thanks, Sam.)

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Kittenpants

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