My fiancee works with this guy who is bi-sexual. I don't think his sexual fence-sitting is any big deal, but today I received some rather hilarious news from my intended. It would seem the bi-guy's boyfriend gets all geeked out because his boyfriend thinks I'm a hot potato and wants to dip into the warm pink waters of the lady lake. Now he is forbidden to come to our house. I am tempted to drive to their house naked in the wee hours, ring the bell, and ask to borrow a cup-o-noodles.
Would it be proper etiquette to bring a small gift for the host?
Yes, a small gift would be a good idea. Perhaps a bottle of wine, some French-Canadian porn, and some stationery, pre-printed with the words "Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me...
Lay, lady, lay.
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