Dear kittenpants

Dear kittenpants:
I am an aspiring poet and I really respect your opinion so I was wondering if you could review one of my poems and give me some tips. Thank you ever so much. This is my poem. I call it Pie.

Pie Pie Pie,
Makes me go Yum
Pie Pie Pie
Doesn't have a hairy Bum
Pie Pie Pie
fills me tum
Pie Pie Pie
Where is my Pie?

Sandra

Dear Sandra:
I will answer you in haiku form.

Your poem really sucks,
Although pie is very nice.
Leave me alone now.

Look forward to the next one.
xoxo,
kittenpants

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