Dear kittenpants

Dear kittenpants:
Why aren't lesbians more slutty? I am sick of U-Hauls. Please promote sluttiness in lesbians on your site, and I will promote the sluttiness of kittenpants in my life. That way we both win!

Jilly

Dear Jilly:
I don't know what U-hauls have to do with lesbians. I'm sure there is a joke in there somewhere, but I am no Jay Leno.

I am happy to promote sluttiness in everyone, as long as you all promise to be safe. There is really no need for you to promote KP sluttiness, as I promote it myself, to qualified candidates.

Just kidding, Mom.

Sluts!
xoxo,
kittenpants

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