http://methreepod.com/ en-us ℗ & © 2011 Kittenpants Three-way conversations with entertaining people Kittenpants and Ladybirdj Me Three is a coast-to-coast conversation with comedians, writers, musicians and other entertaining folks. It is co-hosted in New York City by Kittenpants.com founder, Darci Ratliff (@realkittenpants) and in Los Angeles by comedian Lisa Beth Johnson (@ladybirdj). Me Three is a coast-to-coast conversation with comedians, writers, musicians and other entertaining folks. It is co-hosted in New York City by Kittenpants.com founder, Darci Ratliff (@realkittenpants) and in Los Angeles by comedian Lisa Beth Johnson (@ladybirdj). Kittenpants and Ladybirdj methreepod@gmail.com Kittenpants and Ladybirdj Author, The Onion staff writer and possible Meat Loaf fan In our first episode we interview comedy writer Jason Roeder. Lisa learns a valuable lesson about pre-interview research and Darci shares a valuable lesson about chlamydia. Our brand new podcast theme music is revealed, brought to you by the very wonderful Dutch Treats. Fun! http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep01JasonRoeder.mp3 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 12:00:00 GMT 1:07:51 Jason Roeder, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Riverboat Gamblers front man and Cindy Crawford's back man We discover the truth about toilet fires, Ryan Gosling, unrequited love and more, all while offending almost everyone. Sorry, everyone. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep02-MikeWiebe.mp3 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 13:00:00 GMT 1:07:13 Mike Wiebe, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Comedian, former Austinite, frequent naked person Just two days before retirement, Doug is dragged into a dangerous and dark conversation about Scott Bakula and turtle sex. Will he survive? Will we? Will YOU? Or are we all getting a little too old for this shit? http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep03DougMellard.mp3 Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:00:00 GMT 46:42 Doug Mellard, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Stand-Up Comic, Lay-Down Goth and Our First Human Lady Guest. It's a Clam-Jam! We welcome comedian and Portlandian, Virginia Jones, into the world of Me Three. Yes we talk about comedy and funny women. More importantly, we talk about what Lisa learned about sex from a horse. Fun fact: in Star Wars terms, "Episode 4" means "second best". http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep04VirginiaJones.mp3 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 13:00:00 GMT 51:30 Virginia Jones, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Actor, Writer, Comedian and Master Points Negotiator We have a ton of laughs with Steve, talking about everything from building forts to disguising farts, and in the process, discover how much it costs to get Alan Alda out of bed. Plus, Lisa teaches you how to steal a lipstick! http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep05SteveSchneider.mp3 Sat, 12 Nov 2011 12:00:00 GMT 1:05:40 Steve Schneider, Stephen Schneider, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Comedian, Actor and Extraordinary Sweater-Wearer We Skype-speaked (we did not 'skeet') Baron from Canada, where he is shooting season 2 of Fairly Legal, a lawyer-show on the televisions. He patiently answered all of our 'What’s it like to be a road comic?' questions, and most of our 'What’s it like to be a black guy?' questions. Then he dropped a couple of question-bombs on us. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep06BaronVaughn.mp3 Wed, 07 Dec 2011 12:00:00 GMT 1:02:28 Baron Vaughn, baronvonblaq, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Musician, writer and festival founder We speak to our friend, musician and kickass creative guy, Chris Flemmons, about his band, The Baptist Generals, and his work creating the 35 Denton music and arts festival. Then we make him tell us about his relationships, his father and Lee Harvey Oswald. We also talk about talking about anal sex but we never actually talk about it. So A+ for fun and Z- for anal sex, I guess. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep07ChrisFlemmons.mp3 Wed, 05 Jan 2012 12:00:00 GMT 1:06:03 Chris Flemmons, ceeflemmons, 35 Denton, Nx35, 35 Conferette, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Comedy Central Insider and filthy celebrity imposter In episode 8, we interview Matt Tobey: a very funny writer, a human person and the editor of the Comedy Central Insider. Matt tells us about blogging, before there were blogs. Lisa plays Words with Friends. Darci reminds Matt of the time she "got" him with the World's Most Delicious Prank. We also cover giraffes, Bon Scott, and more Harry Potter talk than anyone ever expected. 'Our best interview of 2012 (so far)...' --Darci http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep08MattTobey.mp3 Wed, 25 Jan 2012 12:00:00 GMT 52:07 Matt Tobey, matthew tobey, haypenny, junkiness, comedy central, insider, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Comedian, writer and Twunderkind After a long long break, we finally return with the young and talented, Shelby Fero. If you haven’t seen Shelby on Cracked or Hello Giggles, then perhaps you’re one of her 65 bajillion Twitter followers? We’re only slightly mortified to admit the degree to which we talked about dieting and lady parts. But if you’re brave enough to listen, we also discuss sci-fi movies, sandwiches and that time one of us accidentally took ecstasy at a wedding reception. This episode is dedicated to the late, great Wild Bill Ivy, who would have turned 40 today. xoxoxo http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep09ShelbyFero.mp3 Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:00:00 GMT 1:00:04 Shelby Fero, Cracked, Hello Giggles, Punk'd, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Blogger and Asst. Renaissance Man Lisa and Darci missed each other when they were supposed to record a podcast. So Darci called a pal and recorded this bonus “Me 2″ episode. It’s a sextrasode! The newly blogging Chris Jardieu speaks to her about movies, HORSE MOUTH, and DJ Supadupe, Darci’s favorite Burger King DJ. It’s a quick chat. Should tide you over til the next episode. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Me2ChrisJardieu.mp3 Wed, 07 Mar 2012 12:00:00 GMT 33:09 Chris Jardieu, JardoIt, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Director. Writer. Rabbinister. Lisa and Darci enjoy a lovely conversation with VH1′s Bex Schwartz, about casseroles and acting classes and cat jizz and “Peter and the Wolf.” If that’s not enough to convince you it’s worth a listen, then maybe you’d like to know the secrets of Paula Abdul’s kitchen, and whether or not MC Skat Cat lives there? Download, plug in and find out for yourself! http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep10BexSchwartz.mp3 Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:00:00 GMT 45:02 Bex Schwartz, VH1, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Blogger, Musician, Friend Vampire. Do you know how many things need to converge in order to make a "perfect storm"? Franky Pelvis does. In this episode he speaks to us about his early days in New York City, how he leveraged his skills as a friend sponge to work his way into it's dirty punk music scene, and how he found political comedy writing to be both inspiring and disappointing. Features a clip of "Prisons" performed by Franky Pelvis and the Affections. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep11FrankyPelvis.mp3 Mon, 13 Aug 2012 12:00:00 GMT 1:00:05 Frank Bardelli, Franky Pelvis, Split Me Wide Open, NYC punk, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Centro-matic drummer, Charismatic dude Lisa and Darci speak to Matt Pence, mostly known as (the greatest? the greatest.) drummer from bands like Centro-matic and South San Gabriel. And, sure, we discuss music and other creative pursuits, but we also talk about True Blood, Matt’s theory about women (“you’re gonna love this”), and our common obsession with Bill Cosby: Himself. We've updated our format a little, but you'll hardly notice. And we exit this episode with a little clip of Take A Rake by Centro-matic. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep12MattPence.mp3 Thu, 23 Aug 2012 12:00:00 GMT 1:04:09 Matt Pence, Centro-matic, centromatic, drummer, south san gabriel, adams farm, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Writer, Director, Dave Matthews fan Our guest, director and Emmy Award-winning writer Eric Ledgin, speaks to us about his time at Late Night with Jimmy Fallon (including the night he danced with Jon Hamm). We also discuss how to finish projects, whether or not it’s cool to be late, morning wood, and how Aaron Sorkin ruined Rudy (“Ruined-y”). Don’t let us give away all the surprises. Shove it into your earmouths and find out all our secrets! http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep13EricLedgin.mp3 Tue, 04 Sep 2012 12:00:00 GMT 1:00:14 Eric Ledgin, Jimmy Fallon, Fallon, Late Night, IamLedgin, Puberty, Just Kidding, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Comedian and Friendship Expert Our guest, comedian Sofiya Alexandra, talks with us about emigrating from Russia as a kid, the prevalence of Yakov jokes and the hilarious inspiration of an all-in-one printer. We get a surprise visit from an old  friend (Suzanne Somers' old lady cleavage) and a new friend (@brandamonium). Join us as we giggle a ton, sing about friendship and make more conversation about vaginae than you can shake a stick in. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep14SofiyaAlexandra.mp3 Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:00:00 GMT 51:48 Sofiya, Alexandra, Yakov Smirnoff, So Natural, Gonzo, Book Klub, Denton, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Writer, Lover of Films and Dogs On Sept 11, we spoke to Dennis DiClaudio, editor of the Comedy Central Indecision blog. Join us in our discussion of books, religion, movies we should never have been able to watch and more. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep15DennisDiclaudio.mp3 Fri, 29 Sep 2012 12:00:00 GMT 46:05 Dennis DiClaudio, Comedy Central, Indecision, Election, Political Comedy, Denton, Texas, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Podcaster, Twitterer and Adorable Pooper In this episode we talk with Ahm 76, a DP star (that's Double Podcast, you perv!) about the 6 Ps (whoa!) of life: poop, podcasts, probability, pudendums, parents and profanity. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep16Ahm76.mp3 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 12:00:00 GMT 1:02:53 Ahm, 76, Mingus, My Favorite Stranger, My favourite stranger, the one four oh, Denton, Texas, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Artist and a capella afficionado Hey, buddies! We’ve got Martin Iles on this episode of Me Three and that means three things: weird stories, smooth jam singalongs and the kind of laffs that make you snort. We talk to Martin about his work as an artist and reluctant director of the Good/Bad Art Collective, the infamous and legendary group of artists that once built an incredible weirdo-factory in a small Texas town. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep17MartinIles.mp3 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 12:00:00 GMT 1:02:53 Martin Iles, Good Bad Art Collective, Denton, Texas, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ The Newest, Tallest, Laugh-Out-Loudest Daily Show Correspondent In which we learn the ABCs of Travon Free: Actor. Black. Compton. Daily Show. Easy on the eyes. Funny. Gentlemen’s Rant. Heterosexualish. Incredibly tall. Jokes around. Kills it. Long Beach State. Male. NYC. Ohio. Pose. Qriminal Justice degree. Racistless. Space shuttles. TRAVON. Uh…get on board already. Viking (maybe). What else? Xenagogue. You know what else? Zero tolerance for micropenises.. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep18TravonFree.mp3 Mon, 12 Nov 2012 12:00 GMT 59:52 Travon Free, Daily Show, Gentlemen's Rant, Tosh.0, Comedy, Texas, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Writer, Australian, Dunk in a Hunk's Body In this episode, Lisa and Darci speak to the dashing comedy writer, Simon Smithson, of Melbourne, Australia. Simon tells us of his brief career in reality-TV-romance and explains the term "sepp" to our horror (yikes!). Lisa tells Kirk Cameron where he can go. Darci reminds us of the difference between hunks and dunks. It's all three of us at our most charming and delightful. Don't believe us? Give it a listen and decide for yourself. http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep19SimonSmithson.mp3 Mon, 26 Nov 2012 12:00 GMT 58:43 Simon Smithson, The Nervous Breakdown, thenervousbreakdown.com, Australia, Denton, Texas, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Writer, Smarter Than a 5th Grader-er Our very special, very belated one-year-anniversary episode in which we talk with former comedy blogger and future baby daddy, Geoff Wolinetz. We explain why we're calling it "The Geoff" episode and we play "The Pyramid" via Skype and Darci reminisces about a very amazing-Swayze-inspired off-off-Broadway production. So end the year on a high note or make it your resolution to listen up! http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep20TheGeoff.mp3 Wed, 28 Dec 2012 12:00 GMT 47:59 Geoff Wolinetz, Pyramid, Necessary Roughness, Yankee Pot Roast, Underrated, Denton, Texas, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod Kittenpants and LadybirdJ Blogger, Comedian and Non-Curmudgeon Were we on glue? Our time away from the podcast seems to have made us unable to form an articulate statement or question of any kind. As a result, we inundated blogger and comedian Gabe Delahaye with a lot of rambly rambles dressed up as conversation. What a way to start out the year “23″! Don’t get me wrong – there’s still 45 minutes of completely fun podcast in here. Our guest handled it like a champ and it was a lot of fun. But you can be the ultimate judge—download it right now and judge us all! http://www.kittenpants.com/me3/Me3Ep21GabeDelahayeFINAL.mp3 Tue, 5 Mar 2013 12:00 GMT 47:51 Gabe Delahaye, Gabe, Videogum, Gabe and Max, Birdie, University of Michigan, Denton, Texas, Darci Ratliff, Lisa Beth Johnson, kittenpants, ladybirdj, me3, me3 podcast, me3pod