Matt is:
Matt Tobey

Height: a fish

Hair: 1,000,000

Eyes: another fish

First record bought: Unsure, maybe the "Cocktail" Soundtrack.

First concert: UB40 wsg Us3

Stuff I like: using the word "poop" and words related to "poop" in place of the real lyrics when singing along to songs, fast food, monopoly.

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Website: City of Floating Blogs, and The Starboard View.

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